Completely plausible explanation. You see, I fell into a crevasse whilst I was trekking through the Peruvian Andes and just managed to make it back to civilisation by the skin of my teeth!
It was tough and at one point I had to pull a Bear Grylls (you know what I mean, and if you don’t… you never will).
But I made it back alive, and in honour of my dedication and will to live, I propose that we never speak of my disappearance from the blogosphere again :)
Here’s me being rescued by a gentleman that looked suspiciously similar to Jake Gyllenhaal.